Dear Kathy Griffin,
First of all, I love you. Love your show. *mwah*
I have something for your consideration.
Okay, here's the thing. I am a fabulous, very hugely big deal blogger and I would like to help you with your quest for a grammy. And I have a plan.
You know how when you were at Rosie O'Donnell's house and your beau (billionaire Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak for those of you who don't know)(***edited to add that I didn't know you two had broken up, but I'm glad to hear you're still friends so that shouldn't change our plan) hooked up Rosie with the Ted Com invite and in return Rosie's taking you to meet Cher backstage in Vegas? That was genius...and the cool thing is, all you had to do was be the middleman!
Using that as a template, here's my proposition: I need a new lappy REAL BAD but sadly don't have the cashola. I'm sure Woz has some he doesn't need laying around, right? Have him throw one in the mail for me. Easy peasey!
In return, I will harness the power of the mommybloggy network (the scope of which extends beyond us mommybloggers into all aspects of bloggydom) and start a campaign complete with buttons and linkies and all things bloggy wonderful to help get the word out about how flipping hysterical your CD is, and how much you deserve a grammy. It'll reach tens of thousands, that I can promise you.
Win-win!
Have your people contact my people.
Much love,
Christine
P.S.: I should tell you that I got the image from Kathy's website...I've linked it to her site, so hopefully she doesn't mind.

22 comments:
OMG!! I too am a HUGE Kathey Griffin fan! I love her. But I don't like the Woz guy... boring! I'm glad they didn't work out because he was no where near as fun as her, but they did do a good thing in Mexico. Anywho, funny post :-)
good luck with that quest...I think you have a point. for realz yo!
Love Kathy. Love you. Put me down for a unleashing the power for laptop (and a Grammy) button...I'll put it on me bloggy ASAP upon receipt! (That was intended to be a pirate-y accented last sentence...not a typo.)
I love you!
I will totally support you in this! :-)
And help in any way. I adore K.G. I love watching her show and I love reading you. I hope you get a new lappy out of this!
MWAH!
Good luck! You're awfully creative ;)
I'm in.
Gotta go harness MommyBlogger power...
Behind you 100%, keep my name for a widget when she comes through. BTW her assistant are all on facebook.
You are so getting the laptop - behold the power of the mommy bloggers!
Hilarious...I love Kathy too and would gladly participate in spreading the word.
Brilliant! Can't wait to hear Kathy's response!
yeah baby. Kathy rules and you deserve and will get whatever you desire!
Genius. Seriously. I am Kathy fan too. Mommybloggers are an amazingly under-utilized resource.
Great idea! I'm a huge Kathy fan, too. I think the power of the mommy blog is highly underrated and an untapped resource.
Good Luck with this!
Listen, I've been trying to get Dell or HP to cough up a laptop for me, so I feel you. I can not blog on a PN anymore! So, I am on board. How's about we see if Kathy can get us a pair, and I'll let in all my readers on the plan too. We double her chances of getting the Grammy nod. Brilliant, yes?
What a genius idea, great way to get a laptop. I need to be more creative instead of saving my amazon gift certificates, lol.
Yo, Kathy Griffin
I didn't even know you had this For Your Consideration thing until Christine here blogged about. Now she did and I'm going to find this For Your Consideration and get it.
Christine is powerful. Feel her power, Kathy Griffin. Feel it.
(psst Christinie - go back and hyperlink her name, Rosie's, Steve's, the CD, etc. in order to get the Google recognition and hopefully Kathy Griffin's too.)
I think Kathy Griffin actually has a tracker on her name...she might read this. I bet you get a new lap top. Cause Kathy is pretty awesome. And you are pretty powerful.
And here I thought I was the only non gay in America that LOVED KG....
Great blog just wish i was a good enough writer to apply for your above blogs open position...
I found you on allmed and glad i clicked
I LOVE Kathy! Good luck with your quest. I certainly think she should win.
Have her people contacted yours yet ?
There is a e-mail going around that has Kathy said the Emmy was her God, and she said SUCK it Jesus. Did she say this at the Emmy's or not ?
YES IT IS TRUE SHE DID SAY IT. TO HELL WITH HER!
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